These are the results of So You Think You Can Dance Results on June 25, 2009.
Asuka and Vitolio
Status: In danger
Whoa, didn’t see this one coming. They were so cute! And he kissed her tears away! The guy’s a friggin’ orphan! And, you know, she cries and stuff! Where are your hearts, America? If you’re so stuck on a hack like Phillip, can’t you throw a sympathy vote to these guys? Jeez.
Janette and Brandon
Status: Safe
These two are just too damn good to end up in the bottom three. In fact, why don’t we just give them one of those fast forward passes they have on “The Amazing Race,” so they can go directly to the top four? Oh, wait, then we wouldn’t get to see them dance. Forget I said that.
Randi and Evan
Status: Safe
The butt made the cut, to quote Cat, and I wouldn’t have expected anything less. They’re likable, they’re talented, and their pocket-sized. You ask me, that’s a triple threat.
Jeanine and Phillip
Status: Safe
Boy, I just wanted to smack that lip-quivering smirk right off Phillip’s big, mushy face. Can’t you see this guy sucks, America? Stop voting, right now!
Melissa and Ade
Status: Safe
Duh. Of course they were safe. These two, like Randi and Evan, are just too good not to be in the finals.
Karla and Jonathan
Status: In danger
Nigel took no pride in predicting they’d be in the bottom three, but I’ll be honest – I was a little thrilled. While Karla has some moves, Jonathan really needs to get his ass to Disneyland.
Caitlin and Jason
Status: In danger
This is a drag. I think both of these guys are truly talented, but they haven’t really been able to break out of the pack. And you’d think the Princess Leia/Ben-Hur costumes would have melted voters’ hearts.
Kupono and Kayla
Status: Safe
Well, this is a bit of a surprise, only because Kayla ended up in the bottom two last week with a routine the judges truly liked. But maybe America realized, oh crap, you actually have to vote for the front runner to keep them around.
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