
Andrew Dice Clay married Valerie Vasquez on Valentine’s day for the third time as he declared it on Lopez Tonight Show. He confessed that it isn’t easy to keep a young wife happy. He joked,“That’s where Viagra comes in… (I want it) as hard as I can get it. I’m walking around with my penis in a cast.”
He further said,“I never thought I’d settle down again after I got divorced… and she came up and said, ‘I like your glasses,’ and that was it.” Things are looking very good for the comedian. He said to have signed long-term deal to perform at the Hilton hotel in LAs Vegas.
We wish the newly married couple all the best. May be third time lucky….












